AUs and psls

[temperedinpride]

Non-game canon nonsense or post game psls.

Comments

[temperedinpride]

Can't I worry about my husband?

[auguryofinnocence]

Certainly, but when it comes to fighting demons? I would never lose.

[temperedinpride]

Yes but no demon is allowed to put so much as a scratch on you.

[auguryofinnocence]

[Oh. That's sweet. He strokes Lahabrea's cheek with his thumb.]

Hah...when you put it that way, how can I argue. But don't forget it will take only a moment to heal.

[temperedinpride]

So what? If you want to be roughed up a little I can provide that well enough. But if it is being damaged in battle I'll consider it carelessness.

[Get hit, reset your style rank.]

[auguryofinnocence]

[Damn, he's really learned dmc mechanics]

...That is a harsh standard, but I suppose I can't very well argue its truthfulness.

[temperedinpride]

[No leeway! Though the most likely outcome of Vergil getting so much as a paperback is Lahabrea hulking out, burning everything and princess carrying him away so.]

If you feel you'll have trouble living up to it we can stick to easier prey.

[auguryofinnocence]

[That sounds really cute? He'll blush a lot??]

Of course not. It is only that my idea of good fun is an opponent skilled enough to cause me some harm.

[temperedinpride]

[Vergil deserves overprotectiveness directed at him!]

Well, a puzzle for you to solve. How to have fun without taking a single hit. Perhaps it will inspire you to challenge yourself extra.

[auguryofinnocence]

If I am able to get away unscathed, it is too easy. An impeccable performance on my part does not change that.

[temperedinpride]

And you expect me to sit idly by if another dares touch you?

You'll have to figure it out.

[auguryofinnocence]

I will just have to enjoy seeing your ire.

[temperedinpride]

Your aren't even going to try?

[auguryofinnocence]

Do you think I would ever rest if I did not try, always?

[temperedinpride]

Hm, perhaps not. But I expect extra effort to impress me.

[auguryofinnocence]

Now that goes without saying, dear.

[temperedinpride]

Hm, well, good enough.

[auguryofinnocence]

The true purpose is to impress you. Watching you become irate will just be my consolation prize.

[temperedinpride]

Is that exciting?

[auguryofinnocence]

Think about the other way around. Would you not be delighted?

[temperedinpride]

You're right. I would be thrilled.

[auguryofinnocence]

Just wait until you are engaged in a friendly debate at the Akadaemia, only for me to swoop in to throttle them for questioning you.

[temperedinpride]

My, for merely questioning me?

[auguryofinnocence]

Of course? You are always right.

Except when I am, but usually we agree.

[temperedinpride]

You could have stopped at me being always right.